Business For Sale
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Father and Son owned and
operated business
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To qualified applicants only.
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Nature of the Business:
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The business is comprised of an intellectual property, mainly consisting of the idea of a god, namely the Lord God Jehovah and his Son in name, Jesus Christ and in the ideas surrounding these names. Upon transfer of ownership to a qualified buyer or buyers these above-mentioned terms will remain the exclusive right of the new owners. This intellectual property has existed for all time and will continue to exist for all time, so long as the ownership of the above mentioned rights desires to continue to disseminate these ideas about God and his Son. WE are offering to sell our ideas to a qualified buyer. Christian-minded prospective purchaser are encouraged to apply for this once in a lifetime opportunity, although other religious affiliations will be considered as suitable purchasers of the business.
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This is a turn key operation and WE will provide all necessary training to the successful purchaser of the above-mentioned asset.
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Guaranteed ownership of ideas include the following:
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* the idea of God as the Supreme Being and originator of all things imaginable
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* the notion of a Heaven
and that God created the Heavens and the Earth
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* the idea of everlasting eternal life
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* the idea being saved in the procurement of an everlasting life
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* a moral code
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* a philosophy of life
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* exclusive use of the terms: a father figure named The Lord God Jehovah;
His Son named Jesus Christ who performs miracles;
and who died in a ritual to save Man from his sins
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Scriptures detailing the miracles of Jesus Christ and the Lord as read in the Holy Bible
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Official use of the crucifix as Christ saving humanity.
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All of the above shall remain as protected, copyright ideas forever and into eternity.
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Not included in the sale, but aids in the business include many certified religious practitioners, including a bureaucracy, and numerous physical structures where worhsip takes place. Also useful, but not part of the sales contract are use of the word " God " in judicial proceedings of numerous countries as well as being mentioned in the official currency of the United States of America.
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Terms are negotiable and the price to be paid
shall be assumed to be consistent with the ideas as
they are so presented and as represented by the Good Will that the business has accumulated since the creation of Christianity and its forebearer, Judaism. The 'owners' of Judaism are not directly involved in this sale, and the sale of our business does not affect the operation of that entity or its operational ideas. They are free to conduct their business as they see fit. We, the sellers do not grant any intellectual property to the practitioners of Judaism. That religion is a man made affair and We do not confer upon those practitioners any of the intellectual property that we deem to call as our own. Their intellectual property is of their own making, and as such We do not recognize it as a viable competitor to our own product which We now offer to the general public for sale and to do with as they see fit upon purchase of the assests identified in this sales proposal. It is expected that the sellers
shall receive an agreed upon annual stipend as a percentage of the
profits of the new owners.
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Please apply through prayer
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as this is the preferred method of contact. If you are successful in
prayer then you are a qualified purchaser of the above-mention assets.
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Signed by our hands,
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The Lord God Jehovah,
Jesus Christ
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Other prospective purchasers are encouraged to apply by the following means:
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Email only: Business for sale@Heaven.com
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