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Terrorist Towers For Sale
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Featuring:
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Pull Ready (TM) World Famous Technology
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Will Build To Suit - world wide
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Specializing in
Twin Tower Construction
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No cost terrorism insurance included
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*** billion dollar payouts ***
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Looking to purchase a new officer tower that is ready for the next terrorist attack? Look no further. We have all the latest features available and all of our buildings come ready equipped for any terrorist attack. Our buildings are Pull Ready (TM) and pre-wired for controlled demolition like falls. In the event of a terrorist attack or other catastrophe we guarantee that your new building will fall in less than ten seconds. And, we put this guarantee in writing. So, should an emergency arise and if your building needs to be pulled it will be done with the most efficient equipment and technology imaginable. So, don't be the last one down on your block when that next strike comes.
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Save time, money and save lives with our pre-wired buildings. Our buildings even come with insurance policies attached. These are usually one billion dollar policies or greater, but if two towers are hit, the payout will be doubled. Guaranteed. And, these insurance policies come at no extra cost and no questions will ever be asked. Never. ( Contact builder for details, some restrictions apply. ) So, don't delay, be the first on your block to be down on the ground. Be ready, be Pull Ready (TM)
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We are currently building twin towers in selected cities throughout the globe. We will also build to suit and will build in your area if need be. Reasonable prices guaranteed and fast construction is assured.
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Remember, our specialty is pre-pull. At the push of a button your new building will be down in ten seconds or less in the event of a catastrophe. Think of the money and lives that you will save with our technology. So, don't have a bad day, have a pull day. A pre-pull day. And, as soon as you hit that button your cheque will be on its way. The decision to pull will be made between you and your local fire department. No one else need be involved. No fuss no muss. So, don't delay build today.
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Guaranteed satisfaction from the builders who dare to care.
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Call now. You won't be disappointed
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1-900- PRE - PULL
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We specialize in twin tower construction.
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* Will Build to Suit World Wide
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* Patented Pull Ready (TM) Technology
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* Billion dollar no cost terrorism insurance included
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Call Today
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ask for Sammy and quote:
Terrorist Buildings Promo 9/11 Special
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One of the best:
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Confronting the Evidence
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Confronting the Evidence
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Also, a nice little summary for you
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Picture of towers found here:
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Please note that this post is meant for amusement purposes only, but is dedicated to the victims of 9/11 and their families. May the truth be told and the criminals brought to justice.
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