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Sunday, October 25, 2009

The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 4



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The Marriage of Carl Baydala
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Part Four
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A Marriage made in Heaven
and sanctioned by the gods
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Act Two: Scene Three
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" Movin at the speed of light into eternity '
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Setting: The Great Banquet Hall
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Characters: Master of Ceremonies, Goddess Ida
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The time has arrived for Ida to make her speech in front of the large gathering in The Great Banquet Hall in Heaven. Large viewing screens have been rolled into the Hall and placed in strategic positions throughout. The Master of Ceremonies is making his way to the podium at the front of the Hall and is about to introduce the Goddess Ida. He grabs the microphone that was attached to a pedestal and begins to talk.
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Master of Ceremonies ( MC ): " Ladies and gentlemen. Can I have your attention please. "
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He waits until the noise in the cavernous room settles down.
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MC: " Thank you. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen thank you. "
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He waits again for the noise to die down. Much laughter and shouting is heard throughout. Someone is whistling in the back of the room. He continues and decides to out wait the crowd. Finally, after a couple more minutes he has the attention of the audience.
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MC: " Ladies and Gentlemen I want to thank you all for coming out tonight in this rather chilly weather. I am glad that everyone arrived safe and sound. And, I hope that you are all enjoying yourselves.
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A wave of laughter and clapping is heard.
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MC: " Terrific. Ladies and Gentlemen it is with the greatest of pleasure that I introduce the main speaker tonight. I am talking about the Goddess Ida of course. " Clapping is heard throughout once again. " As most of you are undoubtedly aware this gathering is the result of her work and of her innovative ideas. She had a goal in mind and she achieved that goal." Another round of applause. " Ladies and gentlemen what we are going to witness tonight will be something of historical importance, so let me be clear about that. Goddess Ida is a goddess of ideas. Now, I am sure I do not have to spell out the details for you as to what that implies. But, then, maybe I will anyway, for the uninitiated that is." Some laughter. " Friends, a Goddess of ideas is what gives meaning to our existence here in Heaven. I am sure all of you who have had occasion to think about that notion would agree with my assessment. A Goddess of ideas is like our anchor. Where would we be without her? How would we communicate with each other without ideas? We would be aimlessly wandering about in space with not a care in the world and nothing to think about and nothing to live for. " Laughter is heard throughout. " I know that many of you know Goddess Ida personally and may even had a discussion or two with her. I know that I have and I am much the better for it. But, let me clear about something else. This gathering tonight is not just about Goddess Ida. It is also about something that we all care about. And, friends I am talking about our future, and in fact, eternity itself. And, how can we secure our future you might enquire? Well, let me answer that for you. Now, I don't want to intrude, on possibly, some of Goddess Ida's turf here, and spoil all of the fun, but we need to know why we are here. Friends, we are about to view and be part of a wedding taking place on the planet Earth tonight. What is Earth you say? Well, planet Earth is the creation of the Lord God Jehovah who is seated right over there. "
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He points in the direction of Jehovah and Jehovah is beaming with joy at his recognition. " Stand up and take a bow Jehovah." Jehovah stands up and there is a polite applause throughout the room. " Thank you Jehovah you may sit down. " And, Jehovah sits down. " Now, to continue on, what we are going to see tonight is a wedding, a union of two mortal souls who have found each other. They will be getting married and we will all be the witnesses to that event. This wedding was arranged by Goddess Ida herself. She personally took an interest in the two people involved, namely Katy and Carl. And, what she did is a truly amazing thing. She planted an idea into the mind of a girl and made her fall in love. Think on that for a moment friends and recall in your past lives when you were in love with someone and they did not return that love. How did you feel? Well, I know how I felt when it happened to me. And, it was not a pleasant feeling at all. I think most people know what I am talking about here, especially the Earth people of course. So, I do not want to dwell on this point to much. Friends, gods and goddesses and ideas are truly marvelous things let me tell you. Now, there is a lot more to this story than just love as well as you will soon find out. As I said friends I do not want to spoil all of the fun and excitement for you. Instead, I think I will let the Goddess herself give you the details on her success. "
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He points in the direction of the Goddess Ida and beckons her to come to the front of the Hall. Ida walks to the front of the room with her companion fairy in tow. More whistling and clapping is heard. She reaches her destination and the Master of Ceremonies passes her the microphone. She waits for the clapping and noise to die down.
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Ida: " Well, thank you Master of Ceremonies for that masterful introduction. I am thrilled and honored to be here tonight with all of you. " Applause heard throughout . " And, thank you for not spilling all of the beans as well. " laughter. " Now, I too want to thank everyone for coming out and venturing into the cold night air. But, then that is the way it seems to be around here most of the time anyway. " More applause. " Friends, tonight a wedding will take place, and not too long from now either. Katy and Carl who you have now heard about will be tying the knot and getting married. Now, this is a very curious relationship let me tell you. This wedding might not have happened at all, but it is going to let me assure you. If you allow me, I want to provide you with some background on this very important wedding. As you know friends I am the Goddess of Ideas, so my job is to get those ideas out there and into the market place so to speak. And, my marketplace is the whole universe as you all know, and not just that place called Earth. Now, Jehovah as you just learned was responsible for creating this place. He used the matter available to Him and he went about the business of Creation. And, He created a very special place indeed. His ideas, strategy, and philosophy if you will, was to represent Himself to the people of that planet as its Saviour. Since He created it He would take possession of it; of its peoples and of their minds if you will. He and His Son Jesus created a religion and imparted ideas about morality and the like. Now, if the people obeyed Him and the Laws that He enacted then they would be able to come here in Heaven and be with us for an eternity. But, He also made life a bit difficult for the people on Earth as well. Now, I am not going to into all of the details of Jehovah's plans and you can talk to Him about these on your own good time of course. But, what I will say is this: I believe that Jehovah is only offering one world view to the men and women of Earth. I am suggesting that there might be another way to conduct our business with the other inhabitants of our universe.
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Friends, the goal of each and everyone of us should be that of happiness. You all know the difference between being happy and being sad don't you? " laughter is heard throughout the room. " Well, if you do friends then might I humbly suggest to you that you might of had an incomplete upbringing?. Why do you even need to know that sadness exists if you do not have to? If sadness did not exist then you would not have to experience it. But, yet. that is what Jehovah did for the people on Earth. He introduced the notion of unhappiness and of all of the things that cause it to happen. Friends, if I had my way I would want everyone to be happy all of the time; all of the days and nights, if you have days and nights, that is. " laughter. There is no reason to experience pain and suffering. It is totally unnecessary. Now, I know that these negative things would not occur if matter did not exist, but it does. Just as my husband the God of Matter exists. And, my husband and I are now one entity so to speak. Anyway, I don't want to talk about personal things at this time. " laughter is heard. " But, I digress of course. Now, without sounding too overly critical I would just say that Jehovah got into trouble with his project on Earth. He simply introduced too many and unmanageable things for man to deal with and he used matter improperly, in my opinion. So, his fate and destiny would be suffering, and eventually, mortal death.
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Friends, there is something on Earth called physical love. This thing, to describe it briefly for you, is a desire to bring the sexes together for pure sexual enjoyment. Some of you will have no idea what I am talking about of course and that is fine. But, sex on Earth is certainly a big hit let me tell you. If you are from Earth then you already know what I am talking about and I know that there are many in our audience tonight who originally came from the planet Earth. In our audience tonight ladies and gentlemen is a gentleman called Arthur Schopenhauer. He is a noted philosopher and former resident of Earth. Arthur fell victim to this thing called physical desire. Stand up and take a bow Arthur. "
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Arthur Schopenhauer stands up and applause is heard throughout the room. He sits down.
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"Thank you Arthur. Now, Arthur's main problem was that he was not able to have the right ideas in his mind concerning the problems that he was faced with. He had no real defence to physical love when it struck him, and that is of course related to Jehovah's Earth's plans. "
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Lord God Jehovah began tappping his fingers upon the table.
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" But, I think you will find that Arthur is now a new man and that is the result of a recent conversation that I had with him and that took place this very evening in this room. Friends, what was missing from Arthur's life was the ideas to get him through his problems. He needed new ideas and a new philosophy. Now, Jehovah in dealing with his Earth project simply made things impossible for man to survive and overcome his daily difficulties."
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Jehovah is whispering in Jesus' ear.
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" He also knew that man would run into trouble as well and that is why He created a religion for man. Man could sin and do many wrongs, but God promised to forgive and to save man. So, that was man's escape route and salvation if you will. But, my point is friends that none of this has to happen at all. You just need a new viewpoint in life; man needs new ideas and that is what I offered Mr. Schopenhauer tonight and that is what I offered Katy as well. But, there is a bit more to this friends, so let me explain myself. Now, we are fortunate that Katy and Carl are good subjects with which to work. They are both receptive to ideas and they both believe in goodness and happiness. They have in fact already been introduced to these concepts as a function of living on Earth. Jehovah gave them these things, as did others as well of course. The point is that they were introduced to these ideas already, ideas that would help them to cope with life on Earth and Beyond. And, as you can see friends there is indeed a Beyond and you and I are experiencing it right now. To be happy though, people, simply need to know about the idea of the One and what it means. Jehovah's philosophy does not teach that to us. Inside of every human being is the capacity to experience ' Oneness '. And that is the state of true happiness. What is the vehicle to achieve the Oneness that I am talking about? Well, music is most likely one of the best routes imaginable. We have been playing music all night long here and everyone is enjoying it I am sure. Well, music soothes the soul and allows the Intellect to connect with the powerful ideas that we are looking for. Now it is my job as Goddess of Ideas to introduce these things in the first place and that is what I did with Katy. I visited her in the middle of the night through a dream. I told her everything that she needed to know about being happy and, I even told her who to marry as well. And, that was Carl. Why Carl you ask? Because Carl is the person who is in love with her to begin with. He already considers Katy as a goddess of beauty or as his perfect woman. So, all I had to do was to tell Katy that her perfect soul mate was available and waiting to be married. It was just that simple. I needed to introduce song into the psyche of Katy and to get her to think about the important ideas that I wanted her to think about. Love and Beauty and Happiness are some of these theme's. She also needs to know that the person that she is marrying understands and appreciates her for what she is. And, Carl is already there and he is the one. And, there is one more important consideration as well. It is related to selfishness, but it is also related to well being and doing the right thing for yourself. Katy needs to know that she is marrying the right personality for herself and what she wants to get out of life. With her new spiritual ideas intact she can now find that perfect partner.
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Who is that person who will best allow her to achieve her goals of happiness? Who is that most compatible person who knows and understand the things that she desires? The answer is of course Carl Baydala.
In my encounter with Katy I told her who her perfect partner would be and why. I told her that Carl knows her and is in love with her, and more importantly knows her needs. He would also like to live forever as well in eternity. And, so does Katy. I told Katy that she could experience eternity and happiness on Earth with Carl - and Beyond as well. So, that is how I got Katy and Carl together. "
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A huge round of applause is heard throughout the room.
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" So, friends, I now want to direct your attention to any of the large screens that have been set up for you viewing pleasure. Now, as I said this is the exact video that I had Katy view. I played the song in her mind in a dream and then I woke her up and led her to her computer table where she found this song again. She played it over and over again and I could tell that she knew what it meant. She was going to get married and that person would be Carl Baydala. She sensed that her fate was now being played out for her right in front of her eyes.. So, lets turn the lights down and have a look see..."
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1 comment:

don_japan said...

I conducted a wedding here in Japan once, and the couple and their friends performed the wedding as in this video. They did a pretty good imitation - even as to the hand springs!! Pretty cool!