The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 11

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The Marriage of Carl Baydala
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Part Eleven

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A Marriage Made in Heaven

and Sanctioned by the gods

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The Marriage of Carl Baydala
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 2

The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 3
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 4

The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 5
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 6
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 7
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 8
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 9
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 10
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 11

Characters: Katy and Carl
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Act Six: Scene One

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Setting: Hotel Room

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Katy and Carl are lying in bed the morning after their wedding. Katy is crying and is waking up from a dream. She crawls out from under the blanket that is covering both her and Carl and heads towards the bathroom. She then stands naked in front of the mirror and looks at herself. Carl wakes up and sees her standing there.

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Carl: " I heard you crying Babe is there anything wrong?

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Katy: " No, Honey, its nothing really I was just having one of those stupid dreams again. You know how it is, they just make me cry that's all. "

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Katy grabs a towel off the side of the wall and wraps it around her neck like a scarf and then does a pirouette and the scarf is flying about in the air. Katy is enjoying herself immensely and begins to sing a song...

"...It's you and me Moving at the speed of light into eternity.....

Tonight is the night To join me in the middle of ecstasy......

Feel the melody and the rhythm of the music Around you, around you.......I'ma take you there ...

We can go anywhere, go anywhere.......But first, it's your chance, take my hand, come with me.....

It's like I waited my whole life for this one night.

It's gon' be me, you and the dance floor.

Cause we only got one nightDouble your pleasure, double your fun.....

And dance forever-ever-everForever-ever-everForever-ever-everForever(Forever)Ever-ever-everForever-ever-everForever-ever-everForever on the dance floorFeels like were on another level...... " *

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she stops singing and asks Carl a question....

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Katy: " What do you think Honey...is it me? "

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Carl: " Babe, anything could be you. If you were wearing a sack it would be you. I would love you no matter what you wore. Surely you know that. When a guy loves a woman it really doesn't matter what she is wearing. Her beauty is enough for any man. ...by the way Babe, you sound great when you are singing....it's good to see you happy like that...."

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Katy: " That's sweet of you Honey. I'm only singing because I am happy that's all. "

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Katy then takes the towel and wraps it around her head so that her hair is covered.

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Katy: " This is what the Muslim girls do Carl so that they will not excite the men. Is it working? "

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Carl: " I guess it might have a chance of working if you covered the rest of you Babe. "

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Katy: " Silly me. Of course. " She then grabs another towel and wraps it around her body so that is covered......

" So how is that? "

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Carl: " Nice job. But, like I said I would like you no matter what you did. I know what is under there Babe. For me, anyway, it just makes you look more sexy. You are a sexy woman Katy so there is no sense in trying to hide it. Maybe the religious girls think they are pulling something off, but it won't work with me that is for sure. "

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Katy: " Yes, I suppose you are right. Sex is just so ingrained in our culture now isn't it? Anyway, speaking of sex how did you enjoy are love making last night?

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Carl: " Katy you are the best damn woman in the world and I am glad I married you. Of course the sex was great, what did you expect me to say anyway? "

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Katy: " Well, there is a lot more where that came from Honey so don't you fret about that. What my man wants he gets. No questions asked. "

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A big smile appears on Carl's face and he sits up in bed.

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Carl: " Wow, that is a pretty impressive philosophy Babe what brought this on? "

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Katy: " Oh just a bit of common sense I suppose. Something I learned over the years I guess and my relations with people - and with men. We are what we are Honey so there is no sense in trying to change things. That is the way I have things figured out. '

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Carl: " Lucky for me I suppose. I mean, I don't have to pretend that I like sex or anything like that. '

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Katy: " Not on my watch Honey. You are my man and what my man wants he receives. ...but, speaking of sex Honey I have decided that we should have a child right away, and maybe two. Yes, I think two should cover it. I mean, that is the real reason for sex anyway isn't it? It is just a practical device after all. "

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Carl laughing: " You're the boss Babe, so did you want to get started right away? I am not doing anything at the moment. ...Anyhow, while you are up Honey could you grab me a beer from the fridge and a glass too? "

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Katy: " You are a funny man Carl Baydala I guess that is why I picked you and no one else. There will be lots of time for that.... "

She takes two beer out of the fridge. One for Carl and one for herself. She takes a couple of clean glasses off the counter and moves towards the bed and sits down beside Carl. She passes him a beer and continues talking...

...I am just saying that I think we should start planning for that right away - to have children, I mean. And, I even have some names picked out too. I think Ida would be a good name for a girl, and maybe Matt for the boy. "

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Carl: " Are those Biblical names Babe, they sure sound like they are right out of the Bible. You know, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, that kind of thing. "

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Katy: " Not exactly Honey. Just think of them as destiny names. I was having this dream and in the dream were these names. And, they were Ida and Matt. In fact, I guess I should tell you that the reason I decided to marry you was because of a dream too. Maybe you have seen that wedding video on the internet. Well, then again maybe you haven't. It doesn't matter anyway...anyhow that's another story... I think you can see, I am a very honest person and I want you to know absolutely everything there is to know about me."

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Carl: " Do tell me more, now you have got me interested. You mean that I am just a result of your dreams...of your fantasies? "

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Katy: " Oh no, nothing like that. Don't be silly. I mean, dreams are important things you know. Dreams are part of your consciousness and thinking and that kind of thing. They are part of reality really, just a separate part that is all. So, I think that we should pay a lot of attention to dreams so what do you think about that? '

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Carl: " Fair enough I suppose. Yeah, I have dreams too you know. Like, I lost track of how many times I thought of you in my dreams. Well, I guess dreams really do come true then. "

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Katy: " Now you are on to it. That is what dreams really are. They are just manifestations of our will that is all; you know, of our inner desires. Maybe you have even read about some of these philosophers. A lot of them talk about the will and that indescribable thing known as will being responsible for everything. Maybe that is the key to the whole of our understanding. ... And, maybe this is where all of our ideas come from too. Ideas live and are born in the mind - our brains Honey. Who knows where they come from originally, but that is where they live, that is for sure. Oh, it is such an interesting topic Carl I hope you don't mind me carrying on like this. "

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Carl: " Why would I mind? According to your philosophy that would be dumb.... I think it is a small price to pay for all the sex that you say that I am going to be getting anyway. Why wouldn't I pay attention? "

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Katy: " Funny boy. "

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Carl: " How come you never responded to my marriage calls until now? I mean what held you back, from your destiny as you call it? And, now that I think about it, you sure know a lot about ideas and that kind of thing. "

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Katy: " Well, I guess I just wasn't ready for marriage. I mean, you can't just get married because you say you want to get married and be damned with the consequences. I mean, it has to feel right. The person you are marrying has to understand and love you. For what you are, I mean. I mean, you telling me that you would love me if I was wearing a sack is exactly the kind of thing that I want to hear. That tells me that you really do love me Carl and that is why I know that I made the right decision. You have to be comfortable with the whole idea. There is that word idea again. Oh my! "

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Carl: " So, I mean, this sex thing doesn't bother you that much. I mean, you must know how some guys just think about sex all of the time, like it was their job or destiny or something. "

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Katy: " Not at all. Like I told you earlier, sex actually does have a function. It is practical. Most girls are interested in sex too you know so don't think that guys are the only experts in this area. They don't own sex even though they might think they do. Plus, sex is the basis for eternity. So, I guess that is why the Christian god invented the thing, according to the Bible, I mean. How else were man and woman going to come together anyhow? I mean, they would just be standing there like stupid blobs wondering what to do with one another and wondering why they were placed on Earth. So, all in all I think God had a pretty decent idea, when He invented sex, that is. He did it for the animals and man and everything living thing. I think man might just be a metaphor for eternity Carl and not much more than that. '

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Carl: " You think God invented sex. Do you really believe that? "

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Katy: " Yes, I do and I am not even religious, like you think of religious people, I mean. I think sex just had to be invented anyway. I mean, what is sex anyhow? Well, let me answer that for you because I am sure you are interested. "

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Carl: " Holy cow Katy, you really are some kind of a philosopher. I thought I had done a lot of thinking in this area, but it looks like you are no slouch at all...please continue on but, didn't you just answer your own question anyhow..."

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He was thinking that he had really hit the jackpot marrying this girl. She was a goddamn philosopher and an expert. He knew now that their marriage was going to have something to keep it afloat and that it would last. This was not just some simple physical sexual or lustful union, a common marriage. This girl had her act together. He wanted to get to the bottom of her philosophy. She liked sex, she liked drinking beer and she wanted to figure everything out. Christ, she was beautiful. Maybe she was even made in Heaven, if there was a Heaven, that is.

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Katy: " Well, to continue on. Yes, sex and marriage and having babies, well that is just the way eternity works. How can you understand eternity if you don't know what it is composed of....are you following me? "

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Carl: " I guess so. So, God, even though He is criticized quite a bit, really did have some good ideas then. If I am understanding what you are saying, I mean."

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Katy: " That's right. God was playing by the rules of eternity. He was playing ball so to speak. He created a metaphor that you and I, His creations, can understand. He provided meaning for us. And, as humans that is what we try to do, namely try to figure the whole thing out before we die. "

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Carl: " But, you know Katy, there are those who would criticize this God business. Like it is all just fantasy talk and the like. And, how come you are not upset that you got the short end of the man woman relationship according to God. He made you guys second class you know, I mean subservient to man. You women are forced to obey and serve man. That is your destiny according to the Bible you know. I know that if I was a woman I wouldn't put up with nonsense like that. I would reject that god in an instant. "

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Katy: " And, you would be a fool in the process of doing that too. "

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Carl: " How can you say that. I mean you guys, you girls, are doomed to play some meagre, secondary role throughout eternity. "

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Katy: " Don't you believe that for a second Mr. Baydala. Not one tiny second.. Do you think that you are better than me, because you are a male, I mean?"

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Carl: " Of course not. I respect you for just what you are. A thinking, breathing female. Second class. Not on your life. "

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Katy: " Well, then there you are. I guess God isn't so powerful after all now is He? Think of it this way Honey. If either one of us wanted to have a baby what would we have to do? "

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Carl: " Well, I guess we have to rely on our partners to participate. I mean, you need both a female and male to produce a baby right? So, I suppose both are equally as powerful. They need one another, nobody is any better than the other one. I guess that is what I have against some of these modern religions though. They seem to segregate women and men, like they were different or something. "

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Katy: " Only in the sex department Carl. Only in the sex parts. Remember, the Christian god created lust and sin and that is a pretty hard thing for most people to get over. They live with these things and struggle with it in their lives and in their marriages. They think of each other as mere sex objects. Do you think that I am just an object of sex for you? Is that all you want from me? "

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Carl: " Of course not Babe, you are much more than that to me. You are a very special woman. I can see that in an instant. And, you might even be the perfect woman, if such a thing exists. Katy, you take a relationship to a whole new level. You bring meaning to my marriage and I mean that. "

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He pulls her closer to him and kisses her

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Katy: " Of course Honey, there is more to marriage than just sex. And, thank you for acknowledging that I might just be the perfect woman. I kind of like that idea. It has a certain ring of destiny to it. ( Katy laughing ) And, while we are the topic of ideas again maybe this marriage thing has to be considered in its totality to be really appreciated. I think marriage really is just some kind of metaphor Honey, a union message. Sure sex is part of it, but what else is part of it? I mean what is the essence of marriage when you get right down to it? Two people coming together because of physical desire. I mean do you think that is what it is all about, just that? If that was the case then why bother even getting married? There are other methods by which to acquire sex if that is somebody's objective. You know Honey, I just think that there is some kind of purpose to this universe of ours and if I believe that then I am talking about some kind of will as well. I mean, that is what the philosophers are always jabbering about aren't they? Do you really think that all of reality is just nature like so many believe, that everything is a just a product of raw, random events. Like God or some idea is not part of the picture?

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Carl: " I have never been a strong God guy Katy, just for the record, I mean. Like the Christian God. I just don't buy it. I think nature doing the job on her own is a pretty compelling case. The only thing that fouls it up of course is this idea business. I know that lots of people think that idea and God is paramount, but I don't subscribe to that view at all. There is no purpose in nature Honey, not even in man. He just evolved that's all. The evidence is pretty clear on that point. "

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Katy: " Well, I am trying to tell you that you don't have to buy it, or that form of it anyway. And, forget about nature being the supreme thing here as well. But, at least you are buying into the notion of idea. That is the positive thing. You know that there are two basic things in the universe Honey, and one of them is the existence of ideas and the other is matter which we all know about of course. And, neither of them can exist without the other. You know that right.... "

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He nods in agreement.

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Katy continues......." You just have to believe that there are forces for good in the world and, in fact, the whole universe. We all want to be happy right and live forever, if it was possible I mean, And, the only reason that we want to do that is because we know how wonderful things can be, when they are going our way that is. That is where the concept of eternity comes from Honey. Nature cannot produce a concept now can it? Man believes in eternity because he believes in the idea of happiness and pleasure lasting forever. And, sex is only part of that pleasure, it is the physical part; it is not the important portion, but only the introductory part - the get to know you side of things. The part that we can experience emotionally. Our bodies gave us that ability to feel good, but our minds explain it for us - our ideas do all of the heavy lifting Honey. But, where you might enquire did the idea come from to make all of this happen?

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Carl: " Don't know for sure Babe. I don't want to rain on your parade but some people think that matter can actually produce ideas though. Just for the record, I mean. "

Katy: " Well, man only knows about two things,and one of them better than the other, and that is not saying much according to some philosophers either. There is the part that we experience here on Earth and then there is the unknown or metaphysical part. You know, the part where we believe that gods exist, as ideas I mean. "

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Carl: " Yeah, I got that part figured out already Babe. "

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Katy: " Anyhow, some people believe that there are some eternal ideas that only have to be discovered. You know, like Goodness, Beauty, Truth and that kind of thing. The philosopher Plato told us a lot about these things. But, they are really just philosophical things because nobody has ever really found or touched these things. We just talk about them and imagine them as being real and perfect and findable even. "

Carl: " Kind of like me finding you - the perfect woman. "

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Katy laughing: " Yes that is absolutely correct. I am Carl Baydala's perfect woman. Now you are talking! And, how would you describe your perfect woman Sir? "

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Carl: " Now, that is a simple thing to answer. I would just point at you and say that Beauty or Perfection herself is right beside me. And, who is going to disagree with me? "

Katy: " I suspect the person who has different ideas than you as to what constitutes beauty and perfection. Is that not correct?

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Carl: " And, I would call them a liar and inform them that they do not know what they are talking about. That is what I would do."

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Katy: " And, you would be defending my honour then and my integrity as something akin to perfection? "

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Carl: " Indeed I would. "

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Katy: " And, you would be engaging in a battle of ideas then in my defense? "

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Carl: " Correct again. I would tell everyone that here is a physical specimen of a woman who just happens to be perfect in every manner that a gentleman expects a woman to be perfect in. You would qualify as perfection. For not only are you a physical beauty, but you are possessed of sound philosophical knowledge as well. And, I would further tell them that you have an intimate knowledge of practical ideas as well. For when you talk you make sense. Even on matters of sexuality you make emminent good sense. Only a perfect woman could be able to function in such a manner. "

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Katy: " And, that is why I picked you as my husband Carl Baydala because I knew that you appreciated me and my characteristics, or essences if you will. You do know and appreciate perfection when confronted with it and I commend you on that score. Now, the problem with general mankind is that some of them cannot appreciate me for what I am and what I represent, whereas you have already proven yourself in that regard. You are qualified to by my partner Carl Baydala since you understand and appreciate me.

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Carl: " Well, now that we are the same page what do we do now?

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Katy: " I suppose we could go about the business of creating those two offspring which I was talking about earlier, you know, someone to carry on the tradition of perfection, so to speak

Carl: " A sterling idea. "

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The end

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The Marriage of Carl Baydala
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The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 10

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The Marriage of Carl Baydala

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Part Ten

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.A Marriage Made in Heaven

and sanctioned by the gods

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The Marriage of Carl Baydala
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 2

The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 3
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 4

The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 5
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 6
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 7
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 8
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 9
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 10
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 11

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Act Five: Scene One

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Setting: Ida and Matt's bedroom.

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Characters: Ida and Matt

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Ida and Matt are lying in bed talking about the wedding and getting ready to go to sleep .
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Ida: " That sure was a beautiful wedding wasn't it Hon? "

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Matt: " You bet Babe. Boy, you sure showed that Jehovah what you are made of. I am very proud of you Babe for pulling the whole thing off. I know what you told me about what you really did, but that doesn't matter. Everybody thinks you have great powers Honey and that is all that counts. It's the cosmetics Honey, yeah that's what it is. And, you did a damn fine job. Everybody in that hall was just impressed and so was I. Great job Honey. "

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He kisses Ida

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Ida: " Oh, come on Babe it wasn't that big of a deal you know. The important thing is that Katy and Carl are finally married, and well, they have a chance to change their world and make it a better place. They have the understanding now. Katy knows things that other girls don't know and I am counting on her to influence other people. That is partly why I picked her you know, because of her charisma, determination, and her ability to influence other people. She is a great role model you know. Anyway, just to change topics a bit, I have an idea Honey. "

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Matt: " I'm sure you do Babe. "

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Ida laughing: " Don't be silly. This is serious Matt. I want to have a baby. "

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Matt: " What? What are you talking about. I mean, I never thought about us having....children...you mean like a little god or goddess, that we create, just the two of us?"

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Ida: " Yeah, that's right, just like Jehovah's creations. If He can make creations then why can't we? Do you know all about that kind of thing Matt and how it works? "

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Matt: " I know only what you tell me Babe and what I learn by myself of course, which isn't much. That is the extent of my knowledge. Is there something that I don't know about humans..are you holding out on me Honey? "

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Ida grabs hold of Matt and pulls him closer to her and she looks him in the eyes.

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Ida: " Matt, when I am naked and you look at me what do you think about? "

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Matt: " Think about Babe. I am not sure what you mean. When I look at you I just think of Beauty. It is the same thing as when I listen to music. It just makes me feel good. I think of good things and being happy. What else is there? I just want to hold you that's all. The more I hold you the better I feel. You should know that Babe. Like when you put your arms around Mr. Schopenhauer, you could see how good he felt. He must of seen Beauty too. Beauty does exist Honey, and well, you are just like Beauty. There is something about your body that just soothes the soul. Yeah, the soul Babe, you know, my inners. The very reason for existence. You must be Beauty. So, when I am experiencing Beauty, well, like I said, I am just happy. And, that is how you make me feel. You just have the knack that's all Babe. You make people happy. "

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Ida: " That's fine Honey I am glad you feel that way about me because that is want I want you to experience. My Beauty, I mean. These are the things that I taught you and that is a good thing. You know Honey, before we were married we were nothing without each other. You know that I hope. And, that is why I married you. It is destiny that we are together. And, even tonight's events are part of destiny. Katy and Carl are part of destiny. I know you don't really know about that kind of thing and understand it like I do. But, what I am saying Matt is that us coming together as we have is just so important. I mean, you would not even be able to experience anything at all without me. You know that right? Anyway, You are matter Matt and I am idea, and well, we just need each other for our continued existence that is all. Are you following me Babe? "

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Matt: " I guess so Honey. You know, sometimes I even have my own ideas . I mean, separate and apart from the kinds of ideas that you told me about. "

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Ida: " Yes, Honey I am aware of that and that is a good thing too. You can even have your very own ideas. But, all of your ideas start with me so never forget that. The important thing though is that you were influenced by my ideas first, that is the crtical thing. But, your ideas that you develop on your own will always be different than mine Honey. Do you know why that is? "

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Matt: " Not really Babe, but I am sure you are well on the way to explaining things for me, like you always do of course. "

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Ida: " Thanks Babe, for the compliment. Matt there really is a basic difference between us you know. Idea and matter, I mean. I am pure idea, and you are, well, your ideas are based on your experiences so that makes them really personal things, they are your things and no one elses. Well, we just experience things differently, that is the main difference. Because you are composed of matter Matt, well that means something, and it means a lot. I am not all muddled up because of matter like you are Babe. When we became separated, and I am talking about all matter and ideas as a totality, well, matter lost its powers to think independently like I am still able to do. I can influence you directly Honey, but you cannot do that to me, at least on the same level as me anyway. Do you understand? Idea gods are different and we just seek out matter because that is where we are the most comfortable and creative. And, we know that you need us. Like, when Jehovah created Earth and man and all of the things that He did there. He was seeking out matter to express himself. His personality is plastered all over the planet Earth. He did he best thing that He knew how. He brought Earth and Himself together by planting His ideas there. You are starting to get the idea aren't you Matt? '

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Matt: " I am not sure if I am following you Babe. "

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Ida: " Well, way back in the beginning of time and the dawn of all creations and all things, well, everything was just ONE. There was no difference between ideas and matter. We were all the same thing. But, we got separated and that caused friction in the universe and it affected the will of everybody and everything. And, it also affected our powers as well. And, matter became estranged Matt, like you. You were not able to think on your own anymore because you were so distant and separated from ideas, things like me. Get it?... That is why it is natural for things to come together, like you and me, or even Katy and Carl. These are natural things and they should happen. It is destiny. Remember how important destiny is Matt? "

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Matt: " I am beginning to get the idea Babe. Please continue. "

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Ida: " Well, everything is destiny Babe. That is the absolute best way to understand everything. Like tonight and me and Jehovah. It was destined to happen and that is why it happened, otherwise it would not have happened. Simple. Like you and me talking right now about the very things that we are talking about. It was all pre-arranged; it was meant to happen. Period. "

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Matt: " Are you sure Babe. Are you one hundred per cent sure? ".

Ida: " Of course. But, let me continue please. Like I said, in the beginning all was ONE. And, this was the development of ideas and even consciousness too. You know what I mean, people being able to think about themselves and their situation. Do you know what thinking is Matt? :

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Matt: " Sure Babe. That is me knowing that I am looking at you and talking to you. "

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Ida: " But, you don't really know if I am real or not do you? Remember when I mentioned Bishop Berkeley and how I love that man? Well, he is the fellow on Earth who championed this idea that everything is just ideas. I guess that is why I love him so, because he knows how important I am. His only mistake was that he figured that it was Jehovah who was responsibe for all of the ideas in the minds of man. That is his big mistake, but I will not hold that against him since he was right on the money. " She laughs.

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Matt: " Get real Babe. I know that you are real. I can see you and hear you and everything. I know that you are real. You are not a fake. I understand what I am experiencing "

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Ida: " Silly you. You are imagining the things that I gave you the ability to think about Matt, that is what you are capable of doing . "

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Matt: " Are you trying to tell me that you don't really exist Babe is that what you are doing? "

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Ida: " Can you touch me? Go ahead. Reach over and touch me."

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He pinches her tummy

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Ida: " Ouch. that hurt you Brute. " She laughs.

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Matt: " See Babe you're real, just like me. "

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Ida: " Yes, but where am I now. Catch me if you can. " laughing.

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He pinches her again.

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Nothing happens

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Ida: " Boo! I'm over here. In the back of your brain. Pinch me now if you can."

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Matt: " That's not fair Babe. You tricked me. "

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Ida laughing: " See what I mean Honey? "

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Matt: " Well, isn't that your body there Babe? "

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Ida: " Of course it is Honey. If you can imagine me then I exist. Just like your body is over there. I know it is real and so do you. Bodies are matter remember. Just places where ideas reside. That is why we are married Honey. We need each other for our survival. Are you starting to catch on? "

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Matt: " Just a minute Babe, not so fast. You might need me, but do I really need you? I mean I could exist for an eternity if I wanted to without you. I am matter and I am not going to die or disappear. Matter lives forever. We both know that. That is what eternity is based on, me living forever and forever. "

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Ida: " And, how would you know that if you could not imagine or think about it? "

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Matt: " Yeah, I guess I see your point. I wouldn't know that I exist without you. Yes, you are right Babe. Sorry for stepping out of line like that. "

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Ida: " It's OK, you are matter and nothing without me like I told you before. ...

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She kisses Matt.

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....which brings me back to my wanting to have a baby Matt. I really believe it is Destiny you know. You are beginning to agree I hope. "

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Matt: " What do I have to do Honey? "

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Ida: " Nothing. Just listen and learn and absorb everything that I tell you and when we are finished, well, we will be on the way to having OUR baby. OK? .....

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She continues....

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...imagine Matt something which you have never experienced before. Like right now. "

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She wraps her arms around Matt pulls him tight against her body. She makes him think of her warm body and the smoothness of her skin. She tells him to kiss her breasts and all of the other parts of her body as well. And, then she tells him to rub her body all over and explains to him how wonderful that makes her feel. She directs him to the parts of her body that will make him the happiest. She tells him how wonderful he will feel when they are making love and they begin to copulate. They make love for hour after hour..Matt experiences endless episodes of ecstasy. He is in sexual heaven. Ida teaches Matt all manner of sexual positioning and they experience the physical pleasures of sex together. Matt experiences orgasm after orgasm and groans with delight as Ida teaches him these things which he had never known before, or even heard about. She wanted Matt to know everything there was to know about physical sex, lust and desire. Just as she had promised the Lord God Jehovah, Matt would come to know the meaning of sex as it is known on Earth. Matt would come to know the beauty and joy of human physical desire.

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After having sex Ida and Matt lie on the bed and face one another. They are are taking a well-deserved break from their sometimes violent love making. They talk and she wants to know what Matt thought of his experiences with physical sex

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Ida: " So, how do you feel now Honey? "

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Matt: " Wow, that was awesome. I never felt so great in my whole life. Is this what sexual beauty is Honey? "

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Ida: " Yes it is Honey and it is the exact same thing that Jehovah implanted in his human beings, these ideas already exist in the minds of Katy and Carl. They know of these things and when they love each other they feel physical love for one another - they desire one another. They are drawn to each other as magnets. This is where human emotions come from Honey, they are born of the flesh and of the desire that lives there. The Lord God Jehovah created these things as ideas for man and now I am teaching them to you as well. "

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Matt: " I see. So, when Katy and Carl look at each other then they experience different things right? "

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Ida: " That's right Babe. They experience lust, the lust that Jehovah gave them. This is how they create their offspring just as we are doing now. We are creating a new creature based on our desire for one another. It is out of pure pleasure that we make something. This is the idea that predominates Earth and its inhabitants. Do you understand Honey? "

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He reaches out to grab Ida's arms and legs and attempts to draw her closer to him once again. He is filled with lust and desire.

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Matt: " Interesting. I love you Babe. "

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Ida starts to cry as Matt crushes her with his body.

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Ida: " Please Honey I want to go to sleep now. No more please! "

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Matt: " Awe, come on Babe, just one more time. You can do it."

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Ida: " I'd rather not Honey. I want to go to sleep now. "

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She pushes Matt away from her and covers herself in the blanket on the bed and curls up and continues to cry herself to sleep. She knows that Matt is focused on her and wants her again. This is the price that she has to pay for making the bargain with Jehovah. She knows that and accepts it.

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Matt feeling disgruntled and dejected

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Matt: " Some wife you turned out to be Babe. Teaching a guy about sex and then turning on him. Beautiful. What do you do for an encore?

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To be continued....

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The Marriage of Carl Baydala
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 2

The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 3
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 4

The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 5
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 6
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 7
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 8
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 9
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 10
The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 11

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The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 9

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The Marriage of Carl Baydala .

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The Marriage of Carl Baydala The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 2

The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 3 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 4

The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 5 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 6 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 7 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 8 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 9 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 10 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 11

Act Four: Scene Three

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Setting: The Great Banquet Hall

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The Marriage Ceremony in Juneau

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Continued

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Characters: Master of Ceremonies, Lord God Jehovah,

Justice of the Peace, Goddess Ida, Elana, Katy,

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The marriage ceremony was halted because of a sudden earthquake. It is approximately 30 minutes later and no further damage has been sustained or reported. The tremors have stopped and the Katy and Carl have decided to continue on with the wedding as planned. The building is safe and nobody is injured in the quake. Everybody has decided to have a short break and to partake of coffee and drinks before continuing with the ceremony.

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Back in Heaven, the assembled guests have experienced an unexpected delay. The large screens in the hall are currently blank. Attention is drawn to the Lord God Jehovah who is laughing and slapping Jesus' back. They are the centre of attention. There is chatter occurring throughout the hall. The fairies are busy attending to drinks and food during the delay. The Goddess Ida decides to visit Jehovah's table and have a few words with him.

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Ida is walking quickly toward Jehovah's table with Matt, hand in hand. Chelsea is following closely behind. She reaches Jehovah's table and sits down beside Him.

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Ida: " Sit down beside me Honey I want to talk to Jehovah. "

Jehovah's German Shepherd dog is glaring at Ida and begins to growl at her and then stops abruptly. Chelsea makes sure Ida is seated comfortably and then stands behind her.

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Matt sits down beside her. But, he will not be able to hear the conversation between Ida and Jehovah. Ida is sitting next to Jehovah and looks directly into His eyes. Jehovah is still laughing.

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Ida: " Go ahead and laugh Jehovah. Laugh all you want. You are not going to stop this wedding from taking place. Is that clear? "

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Lord God Jehovah ( LGJ ): " Ida, Honey, relax. It was just a little joke. No harm done and no harm intended. A little earthquake. They are used to those kinds of things in Alaska. Nobody is hurt and nobody is killed. And, that means nowhere in the State as well."

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Ida: " What are you talking about Jehovah? "

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Jehovah laughed again.

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LGJ: " Well, naturally Ida I assumed you would know that the whole State is feeling something of my work...are you not aware? "

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Ida: " No I am not Jehovah and I don't really care about your work as you call it. I am only worried about tonight and what it means to Katy and Carl. Is that too much for your ego to handle? "

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LGJ: " Well, you consider yourself a goddess with power. What are you worried about? A god or goddess with absolute power worries about nothing. And, I, the Lord God Jehovah worry about nothing and no one. Is that clear Ida? "

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Ida: " You'd better believe it is clear Jehovah. It is as clear as I know what I am doing and what I am capable of. And, you can see what I am capable of. This marriage is going to continue and it is going to be consummated. Is that clear? "

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LGJ: " You are unnecessarily combative this evening Ida. Relax and enjoy your wedding if you must. Let fate be on your side - if you dare. Yes, Ida destiny shall triumph on this day. Are we in agreement on that point? "

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Ida: " Absolutely Jehovah. Destiny. Nothing else matters. Destiny and fate shall rule the day. "

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Jehovah laughed again.

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The voice of the Master of Ceremonies is heard while they are talking

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Master of Ceremonies: " Ladies and gentlemen your attention please....

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He waits for the noise in the room to subside and then continues on.

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...ladies and gentlemen good news. Please everyone return to your seats as soon as you can. The wedding ceremony in Juneau is starting up again. "

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Everyone returns to their seats and quiet quickly returns to the hall. All eyes are directed toward the large screens all of which are showing the hall where the marriage is being conducted. Earth voices are heard once again....

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Ida and Matt do not move and remain at Jehovah's table as the ceremony continues in Juneau....

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Justice of the Peace: " OK everybody let's carry on with the wedding. Everything will be all right. The radio says that most of the damage is up north. All of the volcanoes are acting up and lava is oozing all over the place, but there are no reports of serious damage or any loss of life. The experts are calling it very strange indeed. Multiple volcanoes erupting and molten lava in unheard of amounts, just gushing all over the place. But, once again no loss of life. Just nature acting up all at once they are saying.

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Jehovah watching the screen has a big smile on his face.

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Ida: " I guess the oozing volcanoes are a big thrill for you eh Jehovah? So typical. So Jehovah. "

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LGJ: " I have my powers Ida. Let's see what you can do. "

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Ida says nothing in response.

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Justice of the Peace laughing: " OK now, where were we? Take two everyone! Katy, Carl, c'mon let's get going. Everybody, back to your seats let's move on. Everything is OK. The earthquake was a false alarm. "

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Elana standing next to Katy in a corner of the room says:

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Elana: " That must be what the rumblings were earlier on Katy. Earthquake rumbles. "

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Katy: " Of course. That is what it was, we weren't hearing things after all.Don't worry Elana. It looks like we are going to start up again. Take your position and let's get going OK? "

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Elana: " Sure, Katy whatever you say. "

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Ida is thinking. She is in a desperate situation. She knows that Jehovah does not want the wedding to proceed and that He wants to show Ida who is boss once and for all. She also knows that just a few taps of Jehovah's fingers will get the earthquakes starting again. And, the louder he taps the more damage there will be. The wedding will be called off if the damage is too great to continue. Katy and Carl will not get married and her day in the sun will come to a grinding halt. She might even be the laughing stock of the universe if Jehovah is able to thwart her plans. She needs another great idea. Perhaps the best one of her career as a goddess. She needs something to trump Jehovah and to confront his power head on. She thinks.

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The marriage ceremony continues. Everyone in Heaven is glued to the screens watching the event.

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Ida moves closer to Jehovah and begins to talk. Jehovah is fixated on the ceremony.

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Ida: " You know Jehovah, I have been thinking. I mean, your Earth Creation might not be such a bad idea after all, in spite of its shortcomings, I mean. I know that you are heavy into sex and physical love and that kind of thing. And, maybe that is not such a bad route to take now that I think about it a bit more....

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Jehovah is listening, but He is not responding to her remarks

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...I mean, I know that you had to work the concept of ego in there somewhere and combining it with sex was a certainly a clever idea. We do have to deal with this consciousness thing after all and if man had to become aware of his reality then maybe adding a sexual component was a decent and functional way of handling that detail. I suppose that having a physical base for a relationship has its merits after all. It could act as a starting point. I guess the real hurdle for man is to overcome this reliance on pleasure and realize why you introduced it. I guess if there was nothing to attract the sexes then they might not be able to continue on into eternity, which would be their destiny of course. Are you listening to me Jehovah? "

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LGJ: " Are you trying to distract me Ida, or humor me perhaps? "

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Ida: " Not at all Jehovah. I am just re-thinking what you have done on Earth, and well, I see some merit to the whole thing. "

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LGJ: " So, what is your point Ida? "

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Ida: " I want to make you a deal Jehovah, what do you think of that? "

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LGJ: " What kind of a deal Ida? "

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Ida: " Well, something that both of us can live with of course. "

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LGJ: " Don't beat around the bush Ida, what is your proposition? "

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Ida: " Well, you know that we both have great powers and I think we should respect each others powers don't you? "

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LGJ: " I know what my powers are Ida, it is your powers that I think you should be concerned about. You think you can fool these people here tonight? Well, you go on and believe that if you want to. I think I know better and you can see the results of my work in front of you. Earth is a success and what I say goes. Do you have a better story than that? "

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Jehovah is still glued to the screen.

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Ida: " I am not denying your powers Jehovah. You have great control over Earth, anybody can see that. "

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LGJ: " You're stalling Ida. What's your deal? "

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She talks quietly so that Matt cannot hear her.

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Ida: " Well, it's about Matt. I'm thinking of introducing the idea of physical sex to him. What do you think of that? "

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LGJ: " Matt knows nothing at all about physical sex and lust? "

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Ida: " Of course not. He is pure. He knows nothing of physical sex and lust. We have a unique relationship based on love and trust, happiness and beauty. He only understands the concepts that I endowed him with. The things that I talked about earlier.."

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LGJ: " Is the man not capable of thinking for himself? "

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Ida: " He is limited in his knowledge Jehovah. How can he know these things? If I was to introduce sex to him then our relationship would change in an instant. "

A smile appears on Jehovah's face.

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LGJ: " So, why not introduce some excitement into the man's life? "

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Ida: " Well, that is the bargain that I am proposing Jehovah. You allow Katy and Carl to live happily and not intrude in their life and I will introduce physical sex into Matt's life. "

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LGJ: " So, what am I really getting out of the deal Ida? "

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Ida: " You are getting recognition for your ideas on sex and physical love and everything that goes with it. I will take on the risk and deal with it as it affects my marriage with Matt. But, this must remain a private pact between You and I forever. "

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LGJ: " So, what will you tell Matt. How will you explain it to him? "

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Ida: " Well, just leave the details to me. I'll take care of it. That is my promise to you. "

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Ida was aware of the dangers of introducing physical sex into her relationship with Matt. But, she had no choice. She had to risk her marriage, and hers and Matt's happiness for the sake of Katy and Carl, and her reputation as well. She would explain the whole thing to Matt and make him understand. Besides, it was destiny and she knew that. She would cross the bridges that she needed to cross when she encountered them. For now, the issue was Jehovah and what he was capable of doing. He needed to be pacified and she needed a sure fire way to protect her image in front of the crowd in Heaven. She was certain that Jehovah would agree. If she understood the concept of ego, and what propelled Jehovah into action.

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LGJ: " So, you are acknowledging then that I have the power to ruin your wedding and to affect all of eternity and destiny. You accept the validity and scope of my powers? "

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Ida: " Of course. But, if you accept my deal just look what you are getting in return. Everyone will continue to know that Katy and Carl, no matter what they believe or do, will continue to be influenced by your work. So, do we have a deal? "

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She extends her hand to Jehovah hoping that He will accept her promise

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Jehovah's mind is processing the words that Ida just spoke. He is in control and He knows it. Why should He give Ida anything at all and risk the chance of limiting his power? Yet, the crowd would know that He would have ruined the wedding and that would be held against Him. His character and motives would be questioned. Did He have the best interests of the universe in mind and what of destiny itself? How could even a god slap the face of destiny? destiny was that thing that guided and made all happen. But, something else occurred to Jehovah as well. Katy and Carl lived in an insignificant part of the world, they were isolated and what they were capable of doing to his ideas and influence would be limited. What could two people alone do to change the course of history and affect destiny? Furthermore, He concluded, if they were to start having any kind of an effect on the world He could quickly change the course of history. He was aware of His vast powers. He was not considered to be the Supreme God for nothing. He did have a track record after all. He knew what He had to do.

Jehovah extends his hand in return and shakes Ida's hand. And, at the moment of contact these words are heard:

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Justice of the Peace: " Carl and Katy I now pronounce you Man and Wife. "

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The crowd in Heaven cheered wildly once the wedding was completed. Music began to play and the mood was one of instant jubilation. Goddess Ida was smiling. She was a heroine and she bathed in her moment of glory. Destiny was being served.

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To be continued....

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The Marriage of Carl Baydala The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 2

The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 3 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 4

The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 5 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 6 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 7 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 8 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 9 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 10 The Marriage of Carl Baydala - Part 11

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Wedding Picture Here

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